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Fairy tales are more than true;
Not because they tell us that dragons exist,
But because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
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I Will Devour Your Soul
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Fairy tales are more than true;
Not because they tell us that dragons exist,
But because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
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I Will Devour Your Soul
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Fairy tales are more than true;
Not because they tell us that dragons exist,
But because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
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My existence won't be put out!
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The Rabbids are coming. Beware of them.
I wonder what clothing designs she'll have; if you were doing them of course.
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"We should not shed tears. That is a surrender of the body to the heart. It is only proof that we are beings that do not know what to do with our hearts."
"This entire world exists for the sake of cornering you."
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If this is a dream, I want to sleep 4 ever
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